Vintage Sergeant Schultz I Know Nothing I See Nothing I Hear Nothing Hoodie
Wrap yourself in a piece of television history with the Vintage Sergeant Schultz I Know Nothing I See Nothing I Hear Nothing Hoodie from JOYTSHIRT. With a fantastic, nostalgic and humorous tone, this cozy piece is a warm, comfortable tribute to one of classic TV’s most beloved and deliberately oblivious characters. It’s an instant mood-lifter that celebrates the genius of old-school comedy.
This hoodie features a classic pullover design in a deep black color, providing the perfect backdrop for the standout graphic. The centerpiece is a distressed, retro portrait of the iconic Sergeant Schultz, instantly recognizable in his uniform and helmet. The image is framed by a striped sunset graphic in warm, faded tones of orange, yellow, and green, giving the print an authentic, true vintage feel. The famous, side-splitting catchphrase, “I SEE NOTHING I HEAR NOTHING I KNOW NOTHING,” is printed boldly in distressed white and yellow text, perfectly summarizing the character’s charming knack for playing dumb.
This piece is an absolute must-have for classic television buffs, fans of retro humor, or anyone who needs a quick, funny excuse to avoid adult responsibilities. It’s ideal for a cozy weekend, a classic TV marathon, or as a nostalgic gift that guarantees a big smile. Stop pretending you’re busy and start adding this hilarious piece of history to your cart!
About I Know Nothing I See Nothing I Hear Nothing Hoodie
- Experience unparalleled comfort with our premium Hoodie crafted from ultra-soft cotton.
- Ultra-soft cotton, 97% light-soft cotton + 3% Spandex, GSM: 300
- Our fabric is not only incredibly comfortable but also durable, wrinkle-resistant, and resistant to shrinking and mildew.
- Each hoodie is tailored to perfection, ensuring a flawless fit and utmost satisfaction.
Size | Length | Chest width | Sleeve | |||
Unit | Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm |
S | 27 | 68.5 | 20 | 51 | 34.5 | 87.5 |
M | 28 | 71 | 22 | 56 | 35.5 | 90 |
L | 29 | 74 | 24 | 61 | 36.5 | 92.5 |
XL | 30 | 76 | 26 | 66 | 37.5 | 95.5 |
2XL | 30 | 76 | 28 | 71 | 38.5 | 98 |
3XL | 32 | 81 | 30 | 76 | 39 | 99 |
4XL | 33 | 84 | 32 | 81 | 39.5 | 100.5 |
5XL | 34 | 86.5 | 34 | 86.5 | 40.5 | 103 |
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This hoodie is a “print on demand” shirt, which means it will be printed once you ordered successfully. So please allow us a bit of time to do the printing.
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If you order the shirt today, you will be receiving it in the next 7-10 days.
Please note:
- We cannot tell you the exact shipping or arrival dates as it is of postal responsibility.
- If you are living outside the US, the shipping process might take a bit longer.
- This hoodie is made once you ordered, so we are so sorry to note that: “there is no offer refund for it at this time”.
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To keep your hoodie always in its best performance, please follow these instructions:
- When putting this shirt in the washing machine, use warm water.
- Wash this shirt with its like colors to avoid color blending.
- Wash inside out to preserve colors
- Using non-chlorine bleach is recommended
- Set the Tumble dry at medium level.
- This is a non-iron shirt.
- Dry clean is not advised as it can damage the fabrics, textures, and dying of this shirt.
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